teenagerposts:

Whoever has my voodoo doll please take that bitch to the gym

(via lizzywishballs)

thebootydiaries:

me: [skateboards up to you]

me: hi. i can’t actually skateboard in real life, but on an internet post, the only limitation is my imagination

me: [keeps skateboarding away, my body starting to transform into a hot pink fighter jet]

(Source: spacetwinks, via thebootydiaries)

sixdrinkames:

juniorjewel:

baptisms:

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

reblog if ur in bed

(Source: kuntsuragi, via wrowtangclan)

toxicglooo:

sevensuptic:

sevensuptic:

sevensuptic:

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

(Source: lesbianbluejeans, via thetowndrugdealer)